Joined: 10 Nov 2006
Location: Parma, Ohio
|Ode to my Nintendo DS
I love you my DS, for without you I couldn’t explore the mushroom kingdom searching for Princess Peach while I wait for the bus.
Without you an 8 hour day in class would be dreaded instead of viewed as an opportunity to finally catch ALL the Pokémon.
Without you I couldn’t play my game boy advance games without a 100watt lamp right next to me
And without you I couldn’t take on 8 year old boys from around the globe, crush them in Mario Kart DS and make them cry......... all while taking a dump.........in the dark.
Thank you my DS you are beautiful. You make my dreams come true, You have given me many adventures, you have brought me friends from other worlds, and you have made small children cry, You make my bowel movements a thing to look foreward to, You complete me!